BRAININ A JAR

A brain. A jar. A scientist with a wallet.

40/100
DOSES 0
CONTRACT: not yet in the jar
SPECIMEN LABEL
SPECIMEN:
HUMAN BRAIN (1)
TICKER:
$JAR
CHAIN:
BNB CHAIN
LAUNCHPAD:
             (pending)
PAIR:
NVDAon · NVIDIA. If this is a simulation, it runs on NVIDIA.
CONTRACT:
             (not yet in the jar)
HANDLE WITH:
greed

The label goes on the glass. Scroll to apply.

PROCEDURE

  1. 01

    Obtain BNB.

    PROTOCOL
    01
    ASSET
    BNB
    ACTION
    ACQUIRE
  2. 02

    Open the launchpad.

    PROTOCOL
    02
    DEVICE
    JAR
    ACTION
    UNLOCK
  3. 03

    Locate $JAR.

    PROTOCOL
    03
    TOKEN
    $JAR
    ACTION
    FIND
  4. 04

    Apply. Do not exceed the recommended dose.

    PROTOCOL
    04
    SUBSTANCE
    MINT FLUID
    DOSAGE
    AS DIRECTED

LAB LOG

  1. DAY 1

    Placed the brain in the jar. It asked about the price.

  2. DAY 4

    Applied one green candle. Subject reported: we're so back. Dose increased.

  3. DAY 9

    The subject believes it has hands. It has a wallet.

  4. DAY 12

    Subject cannot tell whether the chart is real. Neither can I.

  5. DAY 14

    Moved the simulation to NVIDIA. Subject reported a higher frame rate. Still cannot tell.

OBSERVATIONS

  • The brain glowing pink, the jar fizzingFIG.1 euphoric
  • The brain gray and sunk to the bottomFIG.2 post-rug
  • The fluid boiling, sparks on the electrodesFIG.3 overstimulated
  • A phone taped to the outside of the jarFIG.4 reading CT
  • The jar covered with a white clothFIG.5 pair reveal (NVDAon)

ETHICS BOARD

The brain consented. We think.

Nothing in this jar is financial advice.
The brain is not a licensed advisor.

Not affiliated with any actual scientist.

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